chess game conversation

While playing a chess game online one player thinks he is winning so he sends a message to the other player. this is how it starts...


ferdinandosor: you should resign at this point.....
arearider: yeah, i should huh
ferdinandosor: obviously you can't win...
arearider: of course not
ferdinandosor: so why waste your/my time?
arearider: waste?
arearider: i'm thinking
arearider: i never waste my time
ferdinandosor: you wont stalemate..
ferdinandosor: trust me
arearider: trust you? i'm not a little child and you can't get me in your pervert van
ferdinandosor: thats why i dont like playing chess with children like you
ferdinandosor: sorry i meant little baby
arearider: lol
ferdinandosor: tick tock
ferdinandosor: i can see smoke coming out of your ears...
arearider: alright you can tell time. good for you
arearider: :)
arearider: this is fun
ferdinandosor: very exciting
ferdinandosor: excellent i should say
arearider: lol, i mean messing with you
ferdinandosor: no prob
arearider: ok
ferdinandosor: i was going to play you again
arearider: just want you to kill me, i don't give up even if i know i'm going to lose
ferdinandosor: but ithink i changed my mind
arearider: ah,u hurt my feelings
ferdinandosor: you really should go into comedy instead...
ferdinandosor: still thinking?
arearider: lol, LMAO
ferdinandosor: whats LMAO?
arearider: i know know why i think this is so funny but it is
ferdinandosor: your laughing alone
arearider: laughing my @ss off
ferdinandosor: and boring me
ferdinandosor: i came to play chess
ferdinandosor: i cant stand pllayers like you
arearider: why online, you don't have friends in real life or are you just hughly obese
ferdinandosor: your obviously a sore loser
arearider: yeah, that's it. i'm the loser.
ferdinandosor: a SORE loser
ferdinandosor: its ok to lose
arearider: oh, poor me. oh sorry, Sore loser
arearider: i know, it's a unrated game but thanks for caring
ferdinandosor: but to be an idiot at the same time...
ferdinandosor: welll
ferdinandosor: told you
ferdinandosor: all you care about is ratings
ferdinandosor: obviously a SORE loser
arearider: ah man, you don't know how much of a good time i'm having messing with you
ferdinandosor: not a real chess player
ferdinandosor: your wasting my time dum dum
arearider: i don't even know how to play chess to be honest
ferdinandosor: and yours
ferdinandosor: so why are you here?
ferdinandosor: to bug me?
ferdinandosor: and others
arearider: to make people like you mad and have a good laugh
ferdinandosor: your obviously an insect
ferdinandosor: i am not mad
arearider: lol, i thought i was a sore loser
ferdinandosor: just sorry i played an idiot like you
arearider: hahaha
arearider: lighten up dude, it's only a game
ferdinandosor: your SO funny
ferdinandosor: your wasting my time idiot
arearider: go outside and get some freash air
ferdinandosor: i came to play chess
ferdinandosor: not to chat with an immature loser
arearider: you waste your time anyways
*** ferdinandosor has left the table.
what do you think?